Can’t Always Get What You Thousand (NaPoWriMo #19)

Wife is like no
don’t wanna go tonight now
though party planned it.
President like
can’t always get what you
want, dear
get what you always.

Tonight is like
right
daytime TV
since mistress cut
your phone from ring.
Wife Jeremy Kyle
wax ears, ear buds
tissue stuff drum damage
least of problems.

Once, you’d join
something for you
learn to take care of the pocket gap
where liver used to be.
But tonight wife
is right
tonight wife says no
but you go, anyway
because she cottage cheese
sell-by date 2006
astrology predictions
Matt LeBlanc beg
holding all the vibrators
now.
always

We’re Moving On (NaPoWriMo #15)

It precipitates

he TV declares it’s over via foreign policy, kissing wife and off-camera looking

He’s impossible

to get over on six TVs playing simultaneously in your bedroom/office/house

You scrapbook

the tour bus start and the White House end and restaurant cleared security

Battery-less remote

moving on