Ne-ever (NaPoWriMo #21)

This is chance 50.
Content with mistakes
fat like car seat cushions
49 of them
vying for principality
in memoirs
ghost or auto.
You’d happily bar
Tammy, Peter, Paul
Kit and Kem and Kimmy.
Free publicity’s pity
and you don’t.
Not even Don or Dave
Ted or Tim.
This is 50
like a last shot
post plastic surgery
right before your implants flip
like propellers.