When you get the chance to trade up, don’t. Some formulas don’t change, like Catholicism is still super popular and they’ve not changed a belief in 500 hundred years, so remember why we married. Think of us as classic. Young might feel fresher but don’t. Keep every single button unpopped.

Repeat my names, not grace. Don’t hail any other women or cabs. Pretend I am the person 13 years ago I wasn’t even.

Stop appreciating slighter outlines and understand the dips in my skull, the scars on my feet my cheap shoes make. Buy me new shoes. Buy me dinner. Don’t joke with women about what your wife wore in the nineties, what I did.

Trade even. Trade me over and over and