Mellowed

You’ll think, “Mellow? Hell no, I won’t let that happen.” Then, watching TV you’ll get a muscle-snap-twinge, think, “Fuck, I like Jason Biggs now. How old even am I?” This won’t be the worst, won’t swill like Nickelback songs or slipper socks. But maybe magic’s real, if the pie-fuck guy can get beautiful like Brad.

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