Abstinence Teacher

I never abstained from anything willingly, diets were like Lent and rations were wars I wouldn’t fight because my Daddy did. My Granddaddy.

I always thought more was better, even when adages say quality counts, it’s an adage saying it, an extra, an add-on, quantifiable thing.

Conjecture’s an aphrodisiac and an adjective’s hot when you use it and super-size might make you fat but more is not enough, so give me skin folds that fries ache and blubber from milkshakes and puckering up on my bones and make sure it’s Duo not one (Mars).

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