When one of the Baldwins is your dad, anything happens, anything can. You should expect secrets, surprises, someone more groomed than you are.
Remember in the 90s when Baldwin meant hot, it meant handsome? My outfits were not the ones of Alicia Silverstone, the suits she accessorised for school, caps, long socks, pink patent boots.
And the things we have in common:
1. Can’t drive well.
2. In love with uninterested people.
3. Reliant on praise.
4. Problems with weight.
5. Almost. Almost. Almost there.